by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Got Jack Yo ULONDA! Check that home girl's butt out! Um hm girl! It's so flat! You tell it like it is IEESHA! She looks like one of them.....lawyer's gir

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Devil Went Down To Jamaica the devil went to jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Star Wars: The Saga Begins A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin Could talk the federation into may

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear, m

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Peter And The Wolf Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Snails I've learned a few things in my life about snails They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder A

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Spy Hard A man of intrigue he lives for the thrill Always has places to go and people to kill Danger is the game he plays and he holds every card Cau

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Polkamon Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat, Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree, Lugia and Caterpie Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen, Elekid and Nidoqueen

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Traffic Jam Carbon Monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block. He made a great liver pate. (You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.) But if there

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Bad Hair Day

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Since You've Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod li

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flake

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Bob (best version) I man am regal, a German am I. Never odd or even. If I had a Hi-fi. Madam I'm Adam. Too hot to hoot. No lemons, no melon. Too bad I hid a boot. L

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim in your jacuzzi You can't make me settle down I'd rather kick and jump and bite and

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Since You're Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod li

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Waffle King It took a lifetime, but finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And the air is so cl